Kid Quotes

  • One morning as it began to snow, my four year old exclaims as he is looking out the window, "Momma! There is something falling from the sky!" 
  • As I was putting my boys to bed, my 4 year old leaned over and said, "Mama, Jesus loves you."
  • My 6 year old told me he is going to catch a firefly and give it to me for my birthday.
  • My 6 year old says I am his first favorite girl. 
  • My 3 year old, "I know how Jesus changes the weather. He has a switch."
  • My 6 year old asked me how old I was. When I told him he asked me, "How many more months until you are 99?"
  • My 6 year old was recently home with a stomach virus. Every time he said his tummy hurt, my 3 year would say his tummy hurt, then his foot hurt, then later his arm hurt. I said, "Boy, you are falling apart." Later in the day he says, "Mama, I feel like I'm breaking apart!"
  • When I looked in the mirror and commented out loud, "Why does my hair always look so wild these days?" My 3 year old responded, "You can say that again!"
  • I have been using these Tuck-Me-In cards at bedtime with the boys. Last night, My 6 year old's question was "What was the best Christmas present you have ever received?" He thought about it and responded, "Being able to spend Christmas all together!" The other night his question was, "You are a semi-truck driver. What would you haul?" He said some things then said, "No, it would be love." Oh my goodness! 
  • Today my 6 year old told me I was almost old.
  • When my six year old was about two he used to say to me, "Mama, blow your big wind on it!" to cool off his food.
  • With homemade soup broth dripping down my 3 years old chest and spaghetti sauce all over my 6 year old's face they exclaim, "I'm really enjoying myself!"
  • My 3 year old says, I know how to spell Mississippi. I say, you do, how? He responds, "I-P-P!"
  • My 6 year old came home from school with such excitement because they learned about how the human eye works. He stood in front of me with his eyes closed and told me to count to 10 slowly. When I finished, he opened his eyes and asked, "Mom! Can you see my pimples?"
  • This morning my 3 year old was hopping on me while I was lying down. I said, "Ouch, why are you being so rough?" He responded, "Because I love you!" I said, "Love is gentle." Later I heard him say to his older brother, "That's not love!" Glad to know he was listening!
  • I overheard my oldest son saying to the younger one, "That's my boy!"
  • I pulled my six year old on my lap this morning for a good morning hug and he told me I felt prickly, just like a cactus.
    • My five year old, "Next year when I'm all grown-up..."
    • My two year old, "I want to be Spiderman when I grow up."
    • My two year old said I couldn't wash his hair last night because he has band-aids. That might have worked if they were on his head, not on his knee and heel!
    • My two year old says when I sit with him it makes his heart come back. He also says when his older brother isn't very nice to him it makes his heart go away.
    • My kids were playing with play doh then moved onto something else. I heard the older one say, "We have to put the play doh away!" then the younger one replies, "Yeah, before it melts!"
    • My five year old tells me he loves me more than he can say
    • "Momma, I don't have attitude anymore!" - my 2 year old after a day of giving me a hard time about everything and I told him I didn't like his attitude.
    • "Mom, it's somewhere in my brain. I just can't find it." My 5 year old's response when I asked him what  his verbal homework was.
    • My 5 year old celebrated Dr. Seuss's birthday. The night before he said to me, "Since tomorrow is Dr. Seuss's birthday I think we should bake a cake!"
    • My 5 year old is celebrating his 100 day in kindergarten. Today, he brought home a $100 bill (play money). He asked me, "Mom, what can I buy for $100?" As he showed me his money he said, "I was thinking of this. You could buy yourself a new computer, so you don't have to use grandpa's anymore." Yes, my heart melted!
    • This morning my 2 year old was playing with his trucks. I told him it was time to go to school and he said, "Wait Momma. I need to park this one in heaven." - February 17, 2011
    • I asked my 5 year old, "What was the best part of your day?" He said, "When you picked me up from school!"
    • My five year old has a hard time sitting in his seat at the dinner table. When he got up and started walking away I said, "Hey! Where are you going?" He responded, "Oh! I must have been sleep walking!"
    • My two year old asked me what I was drinking. I said, "Chai tea." He said, "Oh, I don't like that. I just like regular coffee." - February 12, 2011
    




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